Quotes and Jokes

*NONE OF THE JOKES OR QUOTES WERE MEANT TO INSULT ANYONE*


"Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend."   
― Albert Camus
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"Friendship... is not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything."

―Muhammad Ali
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Yo' mama so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death.
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A new teacher tries to make use of her psychology courses. The first day of class, she starts by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"

After a few seconds, Little Johnny stands up. The teacher asks, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?"

"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself."
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Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

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Life is a song - sing it.
Life is a game - play it.
Life is a challenge - meet it. 
Life is a dream - realize it.
Life is a sacrifice - offer it.
Life is love - enjoy it.
-Sai Baba